star wars spoiler
the stars don’t actually fight. they sit there while some dudes fight with shiny sticks. 0/10 false advertising
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little things i love about each FH member
elyse - her slight lisp, the fact that she loves mcdonalds, her 80s crimped hair, the amount of alcohol she can put away
bruce - the way he repeats someone after they say something funny, his pudgy hands, his eyebrow twitch, elf ears, the genuine care he shows towards everyone
joel - when he talks out of this side of his mouth, the mass amount of product he puts in his hair, the full head-throw he does when he laughs, how good he draws
james - how he likes his eyes and his muscles just as much as everyone else does, sliding down his chair when he laughs, his bald spot, his pretentiousness towards movies, his secret obsessions with k-pop and anime
lawrence - how he definitely masturbates to anime, how he fixes himself up on days they shoot The Know, bursts of annoyance and random noises
adam - his one tattoo, when he barely opens his eyes to speak, when he shrugs, his shoulder to hip ratio, his arms are crosses 90% of the time bc he’s defensive
matt - how easily cold he gets, his smug ass face when he tries not to laugh at something, lightweight, his faith, how much he wants to be a farmer
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
Hey! Just a warning!!!! There is currently an ad on Youtube that is a JUMP SCARE
It is one of the Real Cost commercial, and it starts off with a box of cigarettes hopping around for a few seconds, and then continues to have some weird creature jump at the screen, break the glass, and try to get you. It is 15 seconds, so you rather need to close out immediately, or take your headphones out and look away for about 15 seconds because you cannot skip it!!!!!
Please spread this and be careful!!!!
fake ah crew ryan who becomes the vagabond because he misunderstands a craigslist job ad and is too awkward to ever admit it
literally just like “well, i guess this is my life now. i’m going to avoid a potentially uncomfortable conversation by committing dozens of felonies. this is fine.”
(years later, he mentions offhand that “yeah, i thought you were looking for a guy to help you with yard work,” and geoff laughs so hard he cries)
Okay but the ad says something like “wanted: help harvesting some greens,” and it’s also almost Halloween, so he decides to show up in the skull mask just to be funny and festive, only it turns out to be the best decision ever because Geoff tells him his first job is to rob a gas station, as a test. And he just gets this “holy fucking shit, these guys are in a gang!” look on his face, but it’s hidden so he looks completely chill.
But underneath he’s looking at how Michael is giving him this evil, judgmental look while he cleans his fucking machine gun, and everyone else is packing and they’re all smaller than him but they all can probably annihilate him so he’s like “sure!”
Meanwhile all the others are just thinking “what the fuck is up with the mask?!” And then he forgets to take off the mask at the gas station so he just becomes known for it.
And then at some point he decides to start painting his face for jobs just to be sure no one will recognize him if the mask comes off for any reason, and the others don’t find out until after the third job or so, when he takes the mask off in front of them and they just label him the freak of the group, even though he’s the normal dude who thought the “greens” in the ad were vegetables, not cash and has a dog and apartment and day job with Geek Squad fixing people’s computers.
